Peaches is about to have her baby and when the book opens, the Kishi
family gets a sonogram photo of the new baby. Claudia is especially
thrilled and keeps making tons of gifts for the baby and secretly hoping
that they name her Mimi. She and the other girls even start calling the
baby little Mimi. When Russ calls to tell them that she went into
labor, Claudia freaks out.
She waits outside, jumps on her dad and makes everyone drive right to
the hospital. Of course Peaches is nowhere close to giving birth.
Jeanine asks if Russ asked them specifically to rush over and she admits
that he didn’t. They end up sitting at the hospital for hours, until
the doctors finally induce. Peaches and Russ have a little girl that
same night.
The next day, they get the chance to see the baby for the first time
and Claudia is over the moon. She’s even happier when they ask her to be
the baby’s godmother. She’s a little worried that her sister will be
upset, but Jeanine thinks they made the right choice.
From the moment baby Lynn comes home, Claudia goes overboard. She
stays even after her family leaves, just to help out. She’s constantly
cooking, cleaning and giving advice on child care. Peaches makes a few
comments and even her own mom says she’s spending too much time over
there. Peaches finally snaps one night and goes off on Claudia. Claudia
runs home in tears, feeling like crap.
Her social studies class is planning a trip to Philadelphia with
Stacey and Abby’s class. Melissa, a girl that sits near her, suddenly
decides that she wants to be Claudia’s best friend. She’s hanging around
all the time and expects them to share a hotel room, but she bunks with
Stacey and Abby instead. Melissa keeps popping up and wanting to spend
time with them, but they don’t seem to like her very much.
Claudia is hoping that they have time to see the Rodin museum, but
settles for a different art museum. Melissa suggests that they sneak out
and visit the other museum. She claims that they can spend 20 minutes
at the Rodin museum and still make it back in time to catch the bus.
Claudia agrees, but they spend too much time there, miss the bus and get
lost.
Eventually they catch up with the others, but their teacher is pissed
off. So are the other students because they had to sit on the bus for
an hour, waiting for them. Claudia flips out on Melissa, blaming her for
everything and calling her a pest. She realizes that what Melissa did
was no different than what she did to Peaches. She calls her when she
gets home, apologizes and promises to not overstay her welcome anymore.
*This book completely blew my mind! I can’t even begin to explain
what a pain in the ass Claudia was! It’s one thing to love your new
cousin, but it’s another thing to completely take things over, which is
what she does. Claudia is literally telling her how to put the baby to
sleep and rock her.
*The first time she visits, she takes the baby upstairs and changes her diaper. Are you kidding me? That is incredibly rude.
*Why doesn’t anyone say anything to her, especially her mom? She
keeps saying that new parents need time with babies, but doesn’t come
right out and tell her to stay home.
*Claudia almost breaks down in school because she’s missing the early
first day bonding with the baby. Yeah, when my niece was born I saw her
at the hospital and then didn’t see her for a few days. And I was the
same age as Claudia.
*She comes across as really smug too, like making a black and white
mobile because SHE KNOWS that it helps a baby focus. Really Claudia, did
you learn that in remedial math class?

This sounds so very creepy.
ReplyDeleteI think the worst is when Peaches makes comments about not wanting people around and Claudia just kind of nods and then takes the baby from her. I still don't understand why her parents didn't MAKE her go home.
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